I love my friends...

...especially the ones I can make penis jokes with comfortably.

[21:31] Me: Jackdick
[21:31] Matt: Cheesedick
[21:32] Me: Assdi.......wait, what?
[21:32] Matt: Provolone cock!
[21:32] Me: BRIE PHALLIS!
[21:32] Matt: Muenster shaft!
[21:32] Me: ROCKFORD ROD
[21:33] Matt: Bleu wedding tackle!
[21:33] Me: POLLEVEC POLE
[21:33] Me: Hold
[21:33] Me: On
[21:33] Me: Best one ever
[21:33] Me: best cock joke.....
[21:33] Me: Danish bimbo buster
[21:33] Matt: Cock aneryusm!
[21:33] Matt: O_O
[21:33] Matt: AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
[21:34] Me: Belgian bimbo buster*
[21:34] Matt: You win
[21:34] Me: :]
[21:34] Me: I will now go fap my BBB
[21:34] Me: Auf wiedersehen

Later:
[21:37] Matt: Feta wang
[21:37] Me: fapping
[21:38] Matt: Smega package?
[21:38] Matt: Smegma*
[21:38] Me: *facepalm*